The Bacolod TERMINATOR
"HI TECH SWAT.
Para sa Lahat ng PESTE!"
The coolest and most unique pasalubong
you can buy at the Negros Showroom.
It's simply a baby's thick rubber slipper
attached firmly to a sturdy bamboo stick;
and with just the right length,
it's perfect for terminating IPIS
and punishing all sorts of other bugs,
including unfaithful lovers,
spoiled bratty kids,
and S&M addicts.
it's a wee bit overpriced at P75.00,
but ask yourself these questions:
a. would you go out of your way to make this yourself?
b. is P75 a small price to pay for savoring your
complete with the very satisfying ker-plop
of those vermin's internal organs exploding???
My 1st Hi-Tech SWat
is already 6 years old,
and it still does the job
with extreme prejudice!!!
I refrained from taking a picture
of the bottom of the slipper...
for obvious reasons!!!