Friday, May 29, 2009

KHO-medya na naman sa Sintu-Sintong Sintunadong SENADO

ABNER AFUANG...

former Bounty Hunter,
former Policeman,
former Mayor of Pagsanjan, Laguna:


current JOHN the BAPTIST of the Senate,
trying to save Hayden's Kho-rrupted soul
by pouring water on the doctor's head.






a TENDER CARE moment:

"baby, basang-basa ka, wawa naman! 
pulbos kita sa likod tapos, k? smile na... 
bad talaga yan si katrina, no? hmmmp!"












Notes on a Scandal:


1. OUR SENATORS ALL SEEM TO BE INBRED CRETINS.
ALL OF THEM. NO EXCEPTION.



2. Kaya pala favorite song din ni Mama's Boy Kho
ang "Beautiful Girls"... dahil siya ay naging:
"SUICIDAL"



3. KHO-nspiracy Boy successfully deflected the issue with his
Fantastic Tales of Child Abuse, Drugs, and Death Threats...

of course,
the Tatlong Itlog bought it hook, line, & sinker.



4. PHILIP SALVADOR...
who played Abener Afuang in the movie "Bounty Hunter",
was at the Senate Hearing, sporting his new SkinHead look.


A portent of things to come?
SALVADOR, SENADOR!!!!!



5. did you notice?

mula sa mga video
hanggang sa senado,
ABSOLUTE pa rin ang tubig?!?!?!

ABSOLUTE WATER... the official H2O of Hayden Kho!!!

(maybe it was too late for the "Hayden Spring" brand?)



6. Hayden spent the rest of the hearing bedhead-ing
his wet hair after the "Cleansing by Afuang".
He also kept on humming "Waterfalls" by TLC.



7. BONG asked questions exactly like BOY ABUNDA.



8. JINGGOY's suddenly slim.
Did he get a BELO LIPO too?



9. I wonder why JAMBY kept on being called "SIR" by Kho.



10. Don't call the Senate a Circus.
Nakakahiya sa Cirque du Soleil!!!

Ang Senado ng Pilipinas sa 2009?
MANILA ZOO!!!








LORENZO Tañada, NINOY Aquino,
JOVITO Salonga, and GERRY Roxas...



The Philippine Senate used to be
composed of INTELLECTUAL GIANTS.



Now, we have the likes of
JAMBY, BONG, and JINGGOY.


We now live in LILLIPUT.




That explains GMA.






2 Comments:

Blogger Ed Lopez said...

5. did you notice?

mula sa mga video
hanggang sa senado,
ABSOLUTE pa rin ang tubig?!?!?!

ABSOLUTE WATER... the official H2O of Hayden Kho!!!

(maybe it was too late for the "Hayden Spring" brand?)------ yup all those celebs that endorse Belo , time for Kho to branch out.

May 29, 2009 at 8:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holly Sh%$* I saw some of that on TV patrol here in San fran Cali last night & I could'nt quite believe what i was seeing?????????$^&%&*^&*&*&*& Cretins, thats a good one lolz........ Ricardo in san fran

May 30, 2009 at 6:44 AM  

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