Manila Boy: 03/01/2010

KELLY CLARKSON at the Araneta Coliseum!!!

DAWG,

these tickets are super expensive;

she better not be pitchy!!!

All I Ever Wanted Tour :
May 1, 2010 | Saturday at 8:00pm

ticket prices:

Patron VIP: 7000
Patron: 6500
Lower Box: 5500
Upper Box A: 4500
Upper Box B: 3500
Gen. Admission: 500

How MILEY CYRUS will make MILLIONS of people CRY tomorrow...

BEST VIDEO

of the week!!!

A Must See:

Miley Cyrus makes this Super Cute Baby

cry and bawl,

but guess whose music makes the infant

smile and bop???

We'll probably all be wailing like the baby tomorrow,

when Miley "mentors" the Top 11 of American Idol.

I can already hear the gnashing of teeth,

remotes thrown violently to the floor,

and TVs worldwide crashing to the streets!

TEARS for FEARS : Songs from the Big Dome

May 2, 2010 | Sunday at 8:00PM

Patron VIP 7920

Patron 5808

Lower Box 4752

Upper Box A 2640

Upper Box B 1056

Gen. Admission 528

Big Chairs are going fast;

call TICKETNET now @ 911-5555!

Fil-Am TRAIL MIX!!!

Garlic CORNIK

from Ilocandia

and

Peanut M&Ms

from Virginia.

Try It Now.

It's the Perfect Mix

of Spicy, Sweet, and Salty.

I dare you to eat just one...

POUND!!!

DiBidi of the Week : CONNECTIONS

CONNECT

the DVD Box Set above
to this DiBiDi 10-in-1 Disc below:

If Food Porn makes you want to EAT,

I'd call this BBC series "Educ Porn",

because it'll make you want to LEARN.

I didn't understand half of this series

when I first watched it as a kid,

and maybe I still don't understand 1/4

of it all, but damn...

this is probably the most cerebral

and informative (and fun!) show ever!

You Say You Want A CHE-VOLUTION...

A Well-Developed Documentary

about the "World's Most Reproduced Photograph",

Alberto Korda's classic shot of

CHE GUEVARA;

the film captures

Cuba, Castro, and Che

in all their Revolutionary Glory,

and illustrates how that intense image continues

to capture the imagination of people worldwide

more than half a century after it was taken.

CHE:

He truly was, and is, to Revolutions

what the Beatles were, and are, to Music.

I'm sure many of you haven't seen this before;

here's the uncropped original photo from 1960,

taken during a funeral mass for the victims

of a suspicious (terrorist bomb?) explosion:

"GUERILLERO HEROICO"

YUM!!!

HIZON'S legendary ENSAYMADA...

Even Better Grilled!!!

From HIZON'S Cakes and Pastries on FACEBOOK:

"WE DO NOT CATER..
WE ARE NOT AFFILIATED
WITH ANY CATERING BUSINESS..."

NOW you now why you can't find these
Classic HIZON'S Ensaymadas
at the cafeteria of St. Lukes Medical Center Global City:

Hizon's Catering is NOT the same as Hizon's Bakery!!!

♥ ♥ ♥ SIOBHAN MAGNUS : MUTANT!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

No, not

CYCLOPS!

This American Idol Frontrunner

really must be one of the X-MEN;

she shares the same name and is as charismatic

as that magnetic anti-hero, sometimes superhero

MAGNETO

a.k.a.

Erik Magnus Lehnsherr;

and she shares the same heritage

and sonic powers

with the only Irish X-Man:

BANSHEE!!!

SIOBHAN:

Irish form of Joan,

meaning

"God is Gracious"

MAGNUS LIVE:

Do you want MP3s of her live performances these past four weeks?

Top 24 : Wicked Game
Top 20 : Think
Top 16 : House of the Rising Sun
Top 12 : Painted Black

Just leave your e-mail address in the comments section below!

HARDCORE HARDCOVERS!!!

NOT

ancient tomes, mind you.

HUNDREDS

of the latest bestsellers by

Stephen King, Harlan Coben, and many more,

direct from, according to Jessica Zafra,

U.S. Public Libraries!!!

Ongoing now at most

NATIONAL BOOKSTORES,

an unbelievable

P99.00

for pre-loved excellent quality hardcovers

whose paperback editions are being sold,

in the same NBS branches,

for P300+++!!!

The best, the most varied,

and most numerous

choices are at the new

GLORIETTA 5

along Ayala Avenue,

the former parking lot

right in between Rustan's

and the Intercontinental Manila.

Happy Hunting!!!

Probably The BEST Frackin' New Show on TV!!!

It's like the MATRIX

meets the GODFATHER

meets the TERMINATOR

meets MAD MEN

meets STEVE JOBS!!!

And it eventually becomes

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

many many many millenia later.

CAPRICA

is the Greatest Prequel Ever.

And YES, you can love this series

without having watched a single episode

of the 1970s or 2000s Battlestar Galacticas.

This is just

GREAT SCI FI,

that also delves in to the nature

of Catholicism and the Human Identity.

Watch It!!!

AMERICAN IDOL PIZZA!!!

The Two Most IDIOTIC Voting Groups in the World :

AMERICANS voting for American Idol,

and

FILIPINOS voting for the Philippine Senate.

The most unique voice among the men,

Alex Lambert, was voted out last week,

And my girl, the quirky Siobhan Magnus

feels the pain, and stupidity of the fans...

1/3 of this year's TOP TWELVE
simply don't deserve to be there.

AMERICAN IDOL 2010:
a suckfest for the next month or so,
until those "four-gettables" are kicked out.

(Paige, Katie, Tim, and Aaron. Ahem!)

To soothe my pain,

what's better than pizza?

AMERICAN IDOL PIZZA

from Greenwich!!!!

Its' Super Cheesy due to Big Mike,
Too Sweet thanks to Katie and Aaron,
Somewhat Rotten because of Tim and Paige,
and guaranteed to be Really Corny thanks to Ellen.

Thankfully, the bitterness from Simon balances it out!!!

With all the conflicting ingredients and opinions from the judges,

this American Idol Pizza might taste like Dawg Food. Hmmmm......

Maybe I'll just try the

LASAGNA!!!

THE GREATEST

An Awesome Documentary:

perfect to whet your boxing appetite
for tomorrow's fight of the man who just
may have inherited Muhammad's title of...

"THE GREATEST,
not from his point of view,
but from the men who battled him inside the ring:

from JOE FRAZIER to LARRY HOLMES,
from LEON SPINKS to GEORGE FOREMAN!"

And as if to underscore
our thoughts about our Pambansang Kamao
as the heir apparent to Muhammad Ali's crown,

this month's issue of the top men's magazine
in the world features a comprehensive 7-page analysis of...

"The Biggest Little Man in the World"

What do you get when you cross
Muhammad Ali, Sly Stallone, Vaclav Havel,
Michael Vick, Che Guevara, & Clay Aiken?

MANNY PACQUIAO

Click Here to read about PACMAN in GQ

JOHN MAYER : Live in MANILA!!!

Sunday,

16 May 2010

Mall of Asia

the word from John Mayer's official website:

http://www.johnmayer.com/tour/show/557

BEER-GER KING!!!

SERIOUSLY.

Not only does BK offer
The Best CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
(freshly baked Otis Spunkmeyers!),

BURGER KING now serves
The Best Beer in the World,

SAN MIGUEL PALE PILSEN!!!

"Want BEER with that burger?!?

Now you can.

We're offering
San Mig Light, San Mig Pale Pilsen,
Coors Light, and Coors Original in selected outlets:

E.Rodriguez, Welcome Rotonda, Timog,
Calamba, Marcos Highway, and Shell NLT."

SERIOUSLY.

Burger King really is the first "Fastfood Mall".

Free Wi-Fi, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Beer, and this...